[jianjiantong] I admire the humorous dialogue between father and son! Worth fifty years


“It’s the weak, it’s the villain!” Children are timid.

Four children are 6 years old and delicious.

“Let’s practice now and see how long you can bury it.” I look at my watch.

Crying for no reason, I asked, “what’s wrong, what’s wrong?” “No discomfort.” “Then why cry!” “Just want to cry!” Obviously coquettish.

“Is it strong or weak? Is it an adult or a villain?” Keep asking.

Then bow to the table and say sorry!” With tears in his eyes, he bowed and said, “I’m sorry.” Since then, I have learned responsibility and responsibility! Two children are three years old.

“Son, have you decided whether to use bricks or knives?” “But, Dad, why are you carrying so many clothes and quilts?” I’m confused.

We should take more clothes and quilts and bring them all the year round?” “So, son, have you decided? Dad is willing to support you!” “Want this?” I was stunned.

Dad will find a place for you.

Since then, he has learned to do something and not do something, and can stand the temptation.

In fact, I’m also wrong.” The child blushed.

And know what is an adult and what is a villain.

“What’s the matter? If you fail the exam, give us your face.” “Because the math teacher is very annoying, she doesn’t like to listen to her class.” be in the right and self-confident.

“Yes, the law stipulates so!” I took the opportunity to popularize the law.

More than a minute later, I went to the table and asked loudly, “table, who hurt you? Crying so sad?” The son stopped crying and looked at me with tearful eyes.

Follow me back.

The clear water under the bridge bottomed out and the undercurrent was turbulent.

Three children are five years old.

If you live in prison for about a month, we can take some short clothes and thin quilts; if you stab him with a knife, we can’t come back in prison for at least three years.

In the evening, I led my son for a walk through the small bridge.

“Well, McDonald’s! Want to eat?” “Want to eat!” “Son, if you want to eat, it’s called a bear; if you want to eat but can’t eat, it’s called a hero.” Then he asked, “son, do you want to be a hero or a bear?” “Dad, of course I want to be a hero!” “OK! Hero, what happens when you want to eat McDonald’s?” “Can not eat!” Very firm! “Great, hero! Go home.” My mouth is watering.

“Anger?” “Anger!” Wail.

“…….” Son said a lot, “in short, she doesn’t like me.” “Oh, if others like you, you like her; if others don’t like you, you hate her.

About 20 minutes later, I moved a lot of clothes and quilts from upstairs.

You can cry alone and call us when you’ve had enough.” Then he shut his son into the bathroom: “knock on the door after crying.” Two minutes later, er patted the door: “Dad, Dad, I’m finished crying!” “OK, cry over? Come out after crying.” So far, at the age of 18, he has not learned to manipulate and vent his anger.

“Do you want to be an adult or a villain?” “Be an adult! Dad, I know: whether the teacher likes me or not, I can like her, respect her, actively influence her and be a strong person.” The next day, I went to school happily and became excellent in mathematics.

One night, after school by McDonald’s, stop: “Dad, McDonald’s!” be unable to hide one ‘s greed.

But let’s go home and change our clothes.” When I came home, I was confused when I saw a basin of water in front of me after I changed my clothes.

It will disturb our conversation.

His wife taught him many times, but his son didn’t change.

“Yes.” Admit it, bow your head! “How do you feel after each play?” “Confused, empty, boring, self reproach, look down on yourself?” “Then why do you still play? You can’t control yourself, can you?” “Yes, Dad.” My son is helpless..

“Son, I heard you play this every day?” I pointed to the computer.

“Dad, shall we quit?” “Son, aren’t you very angry?” “Hey, Dad, I’m not angry anymore.

One child is two years old.

“Well, we don’t mind if you want to cry, but it’s not appropriate for you to cry here.

Does that mean you are an active person or a passive person?” “A passive person!” The son answered.

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Wuzeer is 8 years old.

Scarred, back, crying.

Jianzhong001 didn’t know him when I was young.

“OK, Dad supports you!” Since then, children have learned choice and cost.

One day, he hit his head against the corner of the table, grew a bag and cried.

“Son, you have to bury your face in the water when swimming in the water, do you understand?” My son nodded.

Six children, 9 years old, fourth grade, failed in math, depressed.

“Good!” Son buried his face in the water, arrogant? Only 10 seconds: “bah bah, Dad, choking water, so uncomfortable.” “Really? Wait, jumping into the river may be more uncomfortable.” “Dad, can we not jump?” “Well, if you don’t go, you won’t go.” From then on, he learned to be cautious without being rash and to think twice before acting.

“What are you going to do?” Ask again, “what do you need Dad to do for you?” “Dad, I want to find a brick and hit him from behind tomorrow!” “Well, I think so! Dad will prepare bricks for you tomorrow.” Continue to ask, “what else?” “Dad, get me a knife and I’ll stab him in the back tomorrow!” “OK! This is more soothing.

When I knew him, I was middle-aged.

“Oh, what a nuisance?” I’m very interested.

Son looked up at me: “Dad, the river is so beautiful.

Understanding and support, children gradually calm down.

I want to jump down and swim.” I was stunned: “OK, Dad, dance with you.

Seven children are 10 years old and play games.

I stroked the table and asked, “who? Who hurt the table?” “I, Dad, I hit it!” “Oh, you hit it.

Dad, go and prepare now.” I went upstairs.

He is naughty and fights with his classmates.

“Son, it’s like this: if you hit him with a brick, the police will take us away.

“Wronged?” “Wronged!” The child sobbed.

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